I figured we could start off this post with a quick survey. It'll only take a moment and it won't be very difficult, I think. What planet do you live on? I mean that literally, not in a metaphorical or derogatory way. Which one of the big oblong things orbiting the Sun are you stuck to right now? Just to move things along, I'm going to assume it's Earth, at least until Elon Musk gets us to Mars. After that this post still pertains to you lucky handful of Martians, though. Ear

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